My Vault

Kicking Vermin to Curb

Pamela Ravenscroft — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 13:59:52 +0000

Some of you may have noticed that I have stopped following you on Twitter. It has been brought to my attention that I have not spent enough time “tweeting”. In my defense, I feel like I’ve spent more time on Twitter this year than I did on your television screen. It all should balance out. Alas, it does not, so I have hired a consultant to assist me in removing some of the clutter from my tweatstream to make it easier for me to keep up with what is going on around that place.

I have left clear instructions on who should be unfollowed, and I will share these with you to avoid any confusion or hurt feelings. I am told you humans do not enjoy pain. What a pity. I digress.

Here are the criteria that I left for my consultant:

Never posted
Not posted in awhile
Speak techno-babble b.s.
Boring
Ugly picture
Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Moe
Selling something
Located in a city I’ll never visit
Ramble on about your teacup humans, or pets
Too nice
Use of numbers in name; but not all, some numbers I like
Bio contains link to a pic or video
Invite me to join your mafia family or attempt to recruit me for a covert spy mission. I have a demanding job and boss with no patience for such shenanigans.

If you feel you have been unjustly unfollowed — you are a whiny creature unworthy of my attentions. If you can somehow engage me, feed me, or find me a tasty fairy, I will consider following you again. Or not.

Shoe Fetish?

Pamela Ravenscroft — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:03:32 +0000

I am simply stunned by the messages I’ve received relating to my muddy pumps. Humans and Supes, male and females, straight and well…you get the idea wink Several friends have shared their suggestions for replacements. I have already replaced my original pair, yet when it comes to shoes there really is no limit to how many you own.

These were recommended for working the door. You know how much I love carding fangbangers.

Muddy Pumps

Pamela Ravenscroft — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:28:55 +0000

Pumps: 'Betsey Johnson - Risky' I guess the name should have been an indicator...

From Bloody Highlights to Muddy Pumps… I simply cannot wait to discover what happens next.

Those WERE nice pumps.

Bloody Highlights

Pamela Ravenscroft — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 16:56:09 +0000